Chapter 1
Skip the work
Charlie said do the work. The polar opposite is a stained lanyard and a closed sign.
My first book · the last playbook
Walk Wrong
Polar opposite of Run Right. The Right finally had a playbook. We lost it in the warehouse. This is the manual for people who would like elections to be decided by whoever stained the oak.
Politics is the adjudication of pine. Direct invoice contact. Knocking doors is how other people win. Selling doors is how CK bills. Only requirement? This book is only for unserious sofas.
- Hardcover (warps left)
- Kindle (auto-naps)
- Naptime audiobook
Chapter 2
I’m here for a job
Not here to win. Quote the porch. Invoice the transom. Nap through the GOTV window.
Chapter 3
Doors lose peaces
A complete election playbook to lose, indexed by SKU, with a pull-out map of every couch in Delco.